Take one drink every time...

• Holodoc reminds someone to turn him off
• Holodoc is unsympathetic
• Every smartass remark by the Holodoc
• Chakotay does some kind of Indian ritual
• Chakotay has a flashback
• Chakotay mentions his ancestors
• Every food of Neelix's that nobody eats
• Every complaint about Neelix's food
• Neelix offers to help
• Neelix gets jealous
• Kess is sympathetic
• Kess's lifespan is mentioned
• Tuvok uses the phrase "logical explanation"
• New race that's more powerful than Voyager
• Race that has had contact (or pretends to) with humanity
• First appearance in show of advance race with less advanced technology than they should have (Kazons with no water)
• Every time need for spare parts is mentioned
• Every time need about conserving supplies of X is mentioned (photon torps, probes, etc)
• Paris discusses how horny he is; or the moral equivilant thereof
• Janeway does something Kirk would have done
• Whenever a crew member enters Parris's holodeck bar
• Everytime Torres figures out a technobabble way to do something that hasn't been done before
• Whenever janeway fixes her hair during a disaster/emergency situation
• Whenever the floozy in Paris's holodeck program suctions herself to some unsuspecting male
• Whenever janeway drinks coffee

2 drinks

• When the holodoc leaves sickbay for non-medical purposes
• Every new alien that doesn't communicate with universal translators
• Every new particle
• Kess uses her psychic powers
• Kess is not sympathetic
• Neelix's help is actually useful
• Every reference to DS9 (the station, not the show)
• Any reference to any character from other ST's (major chars only)
• Janeway does something Picard would have done
• Someone likes some of Neelix's food
• Tuvok does something uniquely Vulcan (mind meld, nerve pinch, etc)
• Whenever torres and janeway have a meaningful exchange (translate: these MEN just don't understand....)

3 drinks, plus an action...

• Every time they pass up a chance to go home (Yell: SUCKERS!)
• Every time somebody dies (Cheer)
• Any appearance of any character from other ST's (Groan)