If I were to die
A woman was married to a golfer. One day she asked, "If I were to die, would you remarry?"
After some thought, the man replied, "Yes, I've been very happy in this marriage and I would want to be this happy again."
The wife asked, "Would you give your new wife my car?"
"Yes," he replied. "That's a good car and it runs well."
"Well, would you live in this house?"
"Yes, it is a lovely house and you have decorated it beautifully. I've always loved it here."
"Well, would you give her my golf clubs?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"She's left handed."
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