The Hyperlogos

While hunting, a man saw a beautiful nude woman come running out of the woods and disappear across the clearing. Just as she got out of sight, three men dressed in white uniforms came running out of the same woods. "Hey, you," yelled one of them, "did you see a woman come by here?"

"Yes," replied the hunter. "What's the trouble?"

"She's an inmate of the county asylum, and gets loose every now and then. We're trying to catch her."

"I can understand that," said the hunter, "But why is one of you carrying a bucket of sand?"

"That's his handicap," said the spokesman, "he caught her last time."