Quotes

Why are all American Girls so Rough?

The American girl makes a servant of her husband and then finds him contemptible for being a servant.
— John Steinbeck

Inferiority

The wife should be inferior to the husband. That is the only way to insure equality between the two.
— Martial

Revenge Served Hot

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

The Spiteful Bride

Bride, n. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
— Ambrose Bierce

Keen Solitude

God created man and, finding him not sufficiently alone, gave him a companion to make him feel his solitude more keenly.

On gun control

Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act depriving a whole nation of arms as the blackest.
— Mahatma Gandhi

It's funny because it's true

Heil!
You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.
— George W. Bush

The Alternative News

Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather.

Wii, or not so Wii

Some early reviewers in the US have complained that the vigorous action demanded by the Wii controller has left them feeling stiff after a long game session.

Let Freedom Ring

They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security.
— Benjamin Franklin
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