alcohol

Alcohol (ethanol) is produced by bacteria and can be used for a multitude of purposes including as an alternative motor fuel or a recreational beverage.

Drink Responsibly

Submitted by drink on Wed, 2006-11-15 10:29
Advanced Drunkenness

As I am running a drinking games website, I feel it is necessary to say something about the evils of alcohol. Like most anything on the planet, it is not inherently ill, but used improperly or to excess it can have significant negative effects.

Drinking Game Help

Submitted by drink on Wed, 2006-11-15 10:18

This page exists to help you make the most out of drink's drinking games. Here, I will explain what some of the categories mean (those which are not immediately obvious) and in general explain things relating to drinking games and this site.

drink's drinking games MkII

Submitted by drink on Thu, 2006-11-09 12:15

Once upon a time in the darker days of the web when tables were the high-tech new hotness of HTML, I used to run a website that consisted mainly of a collection of drinking games. I actually started with it on www.circus.com, a now-defunct website that represented a geek house in Santa Cruz, California. This was a 486 machine on a 28.8kbps SLIP line, which for you non-geeks out there means it was very slow. In spite of that, I managed to build the largest drinking games site on the web.

beer.gif

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 2006-11-09 11:56
beer.gif

fortune2 -o 6874

Submitted by drink on Mon, 2006-08-21 15:20
You see, this girl wakes up one morning, rolls over and sees an elephant in the bed with her. Almost in shock, she says, "Did I pick you up in the bar last night?" "Uh-huh," the elephant replies. "Did I bring you home?" "Uh-huh." "Did we, uh, fool around?" "Uh-huh." "Lord, I must have been tight!" "Not any more."

Oh, no, you won't

Submitted by drink on Mon, 2006-08-21 15:20

"First, I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a little tight," said the guy aggressively.

"Oh, no, you're not," said the girl.

"Then I'll take you to dinner at the most exclusive restaurant in town."

"Oh, no, you won't."

"Then I'll take you to my apartment and mix up a pitcher of daiquiris."

"Oh, no, you won't."

— Unknown

The hell with him

Submitted by drink on Mon, 2006-08-21 15:19

Two buddies had been out drinking for hours when their money finally ran out. "I have an idea," croaked Al. "Lesh go over to my housh and borrow shum money from my wife."

— Unknown

fortune2 -o 6819

Submitted by drink on Mon, 2006-08-21 15:19
THE TEN STAGES OF INTOXICATION 1. WITTY AND CHARMING: This is after one or two drinks. The tongue is loosened and can yet remain in step with the brain. In the "witty and charming" state, one is likely to use foreign idioms and and phrases such as "au contraire" in place of "No way, Jose" or "Bullsheyet". 2.
— Lewis Grizzard

fortune2 -o 6800

Submitted by drink on Mon, 2006-08-21 15:19
The doctor had just finished giving the young man a thorough physical examination. "The best thing for you to do," the M.D. said, "is give up drinking, give up smoking, get to bed early and stay away from women." "Doc, I don't deserve the best," pleaded his patient. "What's second best?"

fortune2 -o 6656

Submitted by drink on Mon, 2006-08-21 15:18
A man walks into a bar and says: "I'd like a shot of twelve-year-old Scotch". The bartender, who figures the guy is just being obnoxious, reaches down under the bar and pours him a shot of bar Scotch.
Syndicate content