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Moore, Goode, and Dick

Moore, Goode, and Dick

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Dallas Cowboys Official Schedule Sept 14 Pasadena Junior High Sept 21 Boy Scout Troop 049 Sept 28 Blind Academy Sept 30 World War I Veterans Oct 5 Brownie Scout Troop 041 Oct 12 Sugarcreek High Cheerleaders Oct 26 St. Thomas Boys Choir Nov 2 Texas City Vet Clinic Nov 9 Korean War Amputees

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Dallas Cowboys Official Schedule Sept 14 Pasadena Junior High Sept 21 Boy Scout Troop 049 Sept 28 Blind Academy Sept 30 World War I Veterans Oct 5 Brownie Scout Troop 041 Oct 12 Sugarcreek High Cheerleaders Oct 26 St. Thomas Boys Choir Nov 2 Texas City Vet Clinic

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All he did was take the ball and run every time they called his number -- which came to be more and more often, and in the Super Bowl Thomas was the whole show. But the season is now over; the purse is safe in the vault; and Duane Thomas is facing two to twenty for possession.
— Hunter S. Thompson

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I realize that today you have a number of top female athletes such as Martina Navratilova who can run like deer and bench-press Chevrolet trucks. But to be brutally frank, women as a group have a long way to go before they reach the level of intensity and dedication to sports that enables men to be such incredible jerks about it.

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Howard Cosell's biggest protrusion is his asshole.
— John Valby

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A team playing baseball in Dallas
Called the umpire blind out of malice.
    While this worthy had fits
    The team made eight hits
And a girl in the bleachers named Alice.

Auto Racing

Auto Racing is competitive racing using automobiles. There are as many kinds of racing as there are kinds of automobiles, with divisions for every age and type of wheeled vehicle. Every kind of car from the tiniest utility truck (Like the Daihatsu Midget) to full-size big rig tractors, both with and without trailers. Probably the world's most famous types of racing are drag racing, so-called stock car racing including NASCAR, GT/Grand Touring, F1, and rally racing.

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