The Hyperlogos

Bride, n. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

Haggis, n.: Haggis is a kind of stuff black pudding eaten by the Scots and considered by them to be not only a delicacy but fit for human consumption. The minced heart, liver and lungs of a sheep, calf or other animal's inner organs are mixed with oatmeal, sealed and boiled in maw in the sheep's intestinal stomach-bag and ... Excuse me a minute ...

Fornication, n.: Term used by people who don't have anybody to screw with.