Christian

Ostensibly a follower of Jesus Christ, the primary (and possibly mythical) figure of the New Testament of the Holy Bible, but more likely a hypocrite who does not at all understand what "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" means - not that the preceding is a very good translation of the Aramaic.

We've all seen the poorly drawn "Chick" bible tracts lying everywhere; they're on top of the gas pump at the station, they're on bus stops,

Christian

Kill a tree for Jesus! Then throw it away.

Where Jesus wants you to litter

I guess communism has all the answers!