Christian

Ostensibly a follower of Jesus Christ, the primary (and possibly mythical) figure of the New Testament of the Holy Bible, but more likely a hypocrite who does not at all understand what "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" means - not that the preceding is a very good translation of the Aramaic.

False piety impresses no one

Submitted by drink on Fri, 2010-02-12 06:49

My lady Anna-Maria ordered some shirts for me, for our trip to Panama, from the eBay user toddd3763. Because of the seller's incompetence, they did not arrive in time.

Location

El Pizote Lodge
Costa Rica
9° 38' 45.3804" N, 82° 44' 56.4828" W

The Gospel According to Mary Magdalene

Submitted by drink on Tue, 2008-04-29 14:35
The story of Mary Magdalene, a female author who is believed to have been a friend, disciple, or lover of Jesus.

Kill a tree for Jesus! Then throw it away.

Submitted by drink on Fri, 2006-09-22 10:14

We've all seen the poorly drawn "Chick" bible tracts lying everywhere; they're on top of the gas pump at the station, they're on bus stops, they're on tables in fast food restaurants. We see them in the supermarket parking lot, and at the car wash. And one thing they all have in common is that they are thrown on the ground, torn in half, and wind up as a blizzard of litter.

Where Jesus wants you to litter

Submitted by drink on Fri, 2006-09-22 10:08
Where Jesus wants you to litter

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Submitted by drink on Mon, 2006-08-21 16:20
... and no philosophy, sadly, has all the answers. No matter how assured we may be about certain aspects of our belief, there are always painful inconsistencies, exceptions, and contradictions. This is true in religion as it is in politics, and is self-evident to all except fanatics and the naive.
— Steve Allen

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Submitted by drink on Mon, 2006-08-21 16:19
The devout Jew was beside himself because his son had been dating a shiksa, so he went to visit his rabbi. The rabbi listened solemnly to his problem, took his hand, and said, "Pray to God." So the Jew went to the synagogue, bowed his head, and prayed, "God, please help me.

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Submitted by drink on Mon, 2006-08-21 16:19
In what can only be described as a surprise move, God has officially announced His candidacy for the U.S. presidency. During His press conference today, the first in over 4000 years, He is quoted as saying, "I think I have a chance for the White House if I can just get my campaign pulled together in time. I'd like to get this country turned around; I mean REALLY turned around!
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