The Hyperlogos

Bride, n. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

Q: 1. What is the possibility of this being added in the future?
In the near future, the probability is close to zero. In the distant future, I'll be dead, and posterity can do whatever they like... :-) --lwall

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

By all means marry: If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

A man was griping to his friend about how he hated to go home after a late card games.

"You wouldn't believe what I go through to avoid waking my wife,"

A man took his wife deer hunting for the first time. After he'd given her some basic instructions, they agreed to separate and rendezvous later. Before he left, he warned her if she should fell a deer to be wary of hunters who might beat her to the carcass and claim the kill. If that happened, he told her, she should fire her gun three times into the air and he would come to her aid.

A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident.
A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another accident.
But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid -- that had to mean something.

A girl with a future avoids the man with a past.